5. Clown nose, wig and shoes — for the Saturday Job.
4. Miscellaneous file boxes – from previous job as referee for NCAA Division III.
3. [Enter said NFL team] fan gear, again, wig, facepaint and foam hat.
2. Sports Illustrated football phone (free gift with 2 year subscription in 1997).
1. 2012 NFL Rulebook — perfectly preserved in its plastic-sealed package.